Plasticman Begins

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Plasticman appears as a peeping tom pervert destined to ruin everyone's lives. No one likes him.


Plasticman, why are you so stiff?
When you can stretch like a piece of elastic.
After all you're the man made of plastic
Plasticman why are you so stiff?

Chemicals made you all rubbery
You stretch right out behind the shrubbery
Place your eyeballs on the window sill
To give yourself a plastic thrill

What are your clothes made of?
Do they stretch like your skin?
Do you wear spandex even though it's not in?
Get up and dance


from The Burden of Final Expenses, released July 23, 2016
Mike-Guitar, vox, keyboard, synth percussion
Pat-Bass, vox, synth box
Bruce-drums, roto-toms



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